RC Michael, congrats on toothbrush winning reply! So have you eased up on the Ybor outings? :)
If your toothbrush could talk, what would it say to you?
3 mnths ago, it wouldve said stop going out to ybor. Hahaha
It'd say "What the hell was the last thing you stuck in your mouth???"
Stop drinking so many cokes
One word lady: "DAMN!"
You lay off the garlic and I wont tell your wife you use the mouthwash right from the bottle, we got a deal dude?
It would probably ask why I forgot him and left him at home while I got to go on vacation!
Arn't you going to floss? The dentist thinks you do
Brusha, brusha, brusha....Grease.
wow...i dont even want to know where his mouth has been
I'm tired of sitting in the dark waiting for you to put paste on me and shove me in your mouth...just throw me away and put me out of my misery...
It would probably say "When your hubby gets mad at you, he dips me in the toilet!".
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