Speeding Tickets 9/18/09

I like Tucker's answer this week. And yes, he should have judged this week's competition!

What's the best way to get out of a speeding ticket?

True Story: i got out of a ticket from a ky state trooper by turning on the heat so i was sweating a little bit and told him the reason i was speeding was because i suffer from IBS (irritable bowl syndrome) and that i was about to poop my pants and had to speed to the gas station a mile up the road before going all over myself

Happy Friday. To get out of a speeding ticket I would poor water on my pants and tell the officer, "sorry, I was trying to make it."

Show me your boobs. Works every time :)

If you had seen my boobs, you wouldn't have to ask!

I once had a cop ask for my phone number. Now, if he had asked before he gave me the ticket I might have considered it. But I was like "you just gave me a ticket!"

Cough a lot and say you have the Swine Flu. I would carry a mask with you at all times for extra points. :)

I got off when he found out i was a nurse, not very exciting but it works every time.

I find playing the cancer card works WONDERS!! Funny how "I'm going to barf" makes them back up and run away!

Well if you are a female, try the "breathalyzer"...if you are a male...well...we do live Trampa...you can probably get off with the "breathalyzer" too!

Officer, my wife ran off with a cop, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.

I typically wave my want at them and read them their rights. Works out pretty good!

If I told you then I would have to kill you. I don't think my way can get me out of murder.

It depends if the cop is cute or not.