Apparently quite a few of my friends and colleagues don't wear clothes around the house... Good times! Congrats to Todd C. on this week's winning reply.
Suppose some unexpected guests appear at your front door. Complete the sentence: "If I knew you were coming, I would have..."
Moved, joined the witness protection program, faked my own death... Anything but here!
Sobered up!
Put some clothes on.
Waited to do my impersonation of Tom Cruise singing old time rock and roll in Risky Business.
Worn my drinking shoes.
Not been so damn mad! Next time u need to freakin' call before you show up at my door. I don't like surprises! What the hell do you want anyway?
Left.
Left town yesterday!
Put down some newspaper.
Clipped my yellow toe nails.
Put on the dog.
Put some underwear on.
Put some clothes on.
Put some clothes on haha.
Charged a cover. Lol, I'm no good at this.
Cleaned up dog poo.
Brought out the dead. (from Monty Python)
Put on pants.
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