Britney 3/31/09

Hi All. There were some great replies to the first of the new Friday texts. I even received a response in the form of a poem! A few replies were a little too racy to post here -- Given this week’s topic, I’m sure can imagine. Please keep the good stuff coming. Have a great week, and congrats to Brian in D.C. on the reply of the week.


Why did Britney cross the road?


To get her kids out of the road.

To try and find her panties.

Because one of her backup singers is on the other side wearing a tux.

Because she wanted to join Jessica Simpson at KFC.

She was trying to save her career by re-promoting her movie Crossroads.

Because she forgot her kids on the other side.

To get the can of Pabst on the other side.

To see if that is where she left her career.

Why, oh why did she cross the road?
She’s such a nut job, we’ll never know.
But we ponder – like we do care.
So her life seems OK when it’s truly unfair.

U got me on that one. Why did she cross?

To pay Keven Federline his alimony.

To hit her baby one more time.

To get a better view of KFed working at Burger King.

Why?

To bypass her own train wreck.

To get her kids that she forgot hadn’t crossed with her.

To get some Chee-tos from the Kwickie Mart across the street from the trailer park.