Great replies this week. Trish in Cali, love the Brangelina connection. Mikey, you get honorable mention for not even knowing who jon and kate are.. HA!
Happy Friday! Kate is flying solo now. Who should take Jon's place on the show? Fill in the blank: _____ & Kate + 8.
kevin federline and kate plus 13.....he can bring his 5 kids and add with her...like the brady bunch
Idk who jon and kate are..
Her oldest Maddie and Cara
Wacko Jacko & Kate Plus her 8
Why mess with a good thing? It should be called "Kate and Kate + Kate," since SHE is the only person that matters!
Chuck Norris. It could be about how he only has to look at a woman and they become pregnant with 8 children. "Kate gets Chucked"
K-Fed
Octomom (aka Nadia Suleman)
OctoMom!
Dom and Kate Plus Eight....duhhh!
NO ONE! He is just mad that his payck is gone--- but I tell ya I am so sick of that drama--those children will suffer--watch what I say
How about K-Fed? He needs another gig.
Ok, no doubt some will think this is in bad taste, but here it goes nonetheless . . . remember, going for the wow/humor factor, so don't judge . . . the show should be called . . . "Planned Parenthood & Kate + 8, and no freakin' more" . . .
Todd & Kate +8. Todd, your text came through on my phone 4 times. This sort of behavior would really make your new girlfriend Kate mad.
The bodyguard so that we can now know what is really going on
Brangelina drop Kate and adopt eight (more).
How about just drop the show...why do we need yet ANOTHER bad example of a family on TV - don't we have enough?
Kate and her hair, plus 8!!
Friday, October 9, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Talking Toothbrush 9/25/09
RC Michael, congrats on toothbrush winning reply! So have you eased up on the Ybor outings? :)
If your toothbrush could talk, what would it say to you?
3 mnths ago, it wouldve said stop going out to ybor. Hahaha
It'd say "What the hell was the last thing you stuck in your mouth???"
Stop drinking so many cokes
One word lady: "DAMN!"
You lay off the garlic and I wont tell your wife you use the mouthwash right from the bottle, we got a deal dude?
It would probably ask why I forgot him and left him at home while I got to go on vacation!
Arn't you going to floss? The dentist thinks you do
Brusha, brusha, brusha....Grease.
wow...i dont even want to know where his mouth has been
I'm tired of sitting in the dark waiting for you to put paste on me and shove me in your mouth...just throw me away and put me out of my misery...
It would probably say "When your hubby gets mad at you, he dips me in the toilet!".
If your toothbrush could talk, what would it say to you?
3 mnths ago, it wouldve said stop going out to ybor. Hahaha
It'd say "What the hell was the last thing you stuck in your mouth???"
Stop drinking so many cokes
One word lady: "DAMN!"
You lay off the garlic and I wont tell your wife you use the mouthwash right from the bottle, we got a deal dude?
It would probably ask why I forgot him and left him at home while I got to go on vacation!
Arn't you going to floss? The dentist thinks you do
Brusha, brusha, brusha....Grease.
wow...i dont even want to know where his mouth has been
I'm tired of sitting in the dark waiting for you to put paste on me and shove me in your mouth...just throw me away and put me out of my misery...
It would probably say "When your hubby gets mad at you, he dips me in the toilet!".
Friday, September 25, 2009
Speeding Tickets 9/18/09
I like Tucker's answer this week. And yes, he should have judged this week's competition!
What's the best way to get out of a speeding ticket?
True Story: i got out of a ticket from a ky state trooper by turning on the heat so i was sweating a little bit and told him the reason i was speeding was because i suffer from IBS (irritable bowl syndrome) and that i was about to poop my pants and had to speed to the gas station a mile up the road before going all over myself
Happy Friday. To get out of a speeding ticket I would poor water on my pants and tell the officer, "sorry, I was trying to make it."
Show me your boobs. Works every time :)
If you had seen my boobs, you wouldn't have to ask!
I once had a cop ask for my phone number. Now, if he had asked before he gave me the ticket I might have considered it. But I was like "you just gave me a ticket!"
Cough a lot and say you have the Swine Flu. I would carry a mask with you at all times for extra points. :)
I got off when he found out i was a nurse, not very exciting but it works every time.
I find playing the cancer card works WONDERS!! Funny how "I'm going to barf" makes them back up and run away!
Well if you are a female, try the "breathalyzer"...if you are a male...well...we do live Trampa...you can probably get off with the "breathalyzer" too!
Officer, my wife ran off with a cop, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.
I typically wave my want at them and read them their rights. Works out pretty good!
If I told you then I would have to kill you. I don't think my way can get me out of murder.
It depends if the cop is cute or not.
What's the best way to get out of a speeding ticket?
True Story: i got out of a ticket from a ky state trooper by turning on the heat so i was sweating a little bit and told him the reason i was speeding was because i suffer from IBS (irritable bowl syndrome) and that i was about to poop my pants and had to speed to the gas station a mile up the road before going all over myself
Happy Friday. To get out of a speeding ticket I would poor water on my pants and tell the officer, "sorry, I was trying to make it."
Show me your boobs. Works every time :)
If you had seen my boobs, you wouldn't have to ask!
I once had a cop ask for my phone number. Now, if he had asked before he gave me the ticket I might have considered it. But I was like "you just gave me a ticket!"
Cough a lot and say you have the Swine Flu. I would carry a mask with you at all times for extra points. :)
I got off when he found out i was a nurse, not very exciting but it works every time.
I find playing the cancer card works WONDERS!! Funny how "I'm going to barf" makes them back up and run away!
Well if you are a female, try the "breathalyzer"...if you are a male...well...we do live Trampa...you can probably get off with the "breathalyzer" too!
Officer, my wife ran off with a cop, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.
I typically wave my want at them and read them their rights. Works out pretty good!
If I told you then I would have to kill you. I don't think my way can get me out of murder.
It depends if the cop is cute or not.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Hubble Telescope 9/11/09
Congrats to David on the witty (and slightly stalkerish) reply of the week :) I agree, Angela would be extremely interesting to follow!
The Hubble Space Telescope is working again. If you could point it toward Earth, who/what would you look at?
We need to use the telescope to check up on Racheal Zoe and the Olsen twins because those anorexic stars are invisible to the human eye!
Matthew McConaghey's bedroom!
My backyard. I lost a contact lens somewhere in the lawn last weekend.
I would look at Angela Panazze, because I think anyone that spends the night at Hula Bay would be extremely interesting and fun to follow!
The Hubble Space Telescope is working again. If you could point it toward Earth, who/what would you look at?
We need to use the telescope to check up on Racheal Zoe and the Olsen twins because those anorexic stars are invisible to the human eye!
Matthew McConaghey's bedroom!
My backyard. I lost a contact lens somewhere in the lawn last weekend.
I would look at Angela Panazze, because I think anyone that spends the night at Hula Bay would be extremely interesting and fun to follow!
Super Heroes 8/27/09
Congrats Tara on with the Captain Caveman reply... Definitely unique! And bad grammar for sure!
If you could spend a day with the super hero of your choice, who would you choose, and what would you do?
Call me Lois Lane, I'm going flying with Superman!
I would spend the day with Aquaman so I could borrow those orange squarecuts!
I would go to an extremely crowded public place and listen to everyone's thoughts and look under their clothes!
Wonder Woman for sure ... she's got a kick ass costume and who wouldnt' want to fly in her imaginary plane? How cool would that be...
I'd spend it with night crawler and catch common theives with our acrobatic teleportatoin skills...and be sassy at the same time!
I would totally hang out with the Green Lantern bc he possesses a power ring that gives the him great control over the physical world... oh think about what we could do WAH AH AH AH :)
I want to say Captain Caveman, just because it's funny. But, truth be told, I think he would get on my nerves after a short while and I would just want to correct his grammar.
I'm going to step out on a limb and go with StrongBad! C'mon... anyone? anyone? Homestar Runner? Seriously, it's the funniest thing ever. Look it up.
The Invisible Woman. I'd give anything to have her powers and be totally invisible. I'm so nosy, I'd spy on everyone!!
If you could spend a day with the super hero of your choice, who would you choose, and what would you do?
Call me Lois Lane, I'm going flying with Superman!
I would spend the day with Aquaman so I could borrow those orange squarecuts!
I would go to an extremely crowded public place and listen to everyone's thoughts and look under their clothes!
Wonder Woman for sure ... she's got a kick ass costume and who wouldnt' want to fly in her imaginary plane? How cool would that be...
I'd spend it with night crawler and catch common theives with our acrobatic teleportatoin skills...and be sassy at the same time!
I would totally hang out with the Green Lantern bc he possesses a power ring that gives the him great control over the physical world... oh think about what we could do WAH AH AH AH :)
I want to say Captain Caveman, just because it's funny. But, truth be told, I think he would get on my nerves after a short while and I would just want to correct his grammar.
I'm going to step out on a limb and go with StrongBad! C'mon... anyone? anyone? Homestar Runner? Seriously, it's the funniest thing ever. Look it up.
The Invisible Woman. I'd give anything to have her powers and be totally invisible. I'm so nosy, I'd spy on everyone!!
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Cars & Personality 8/21/09
GREAT replies last week! Congrats Miller on your reply of the week. Honorable mention goes to Greg for the Lexus that he "got stuck with" in the divorce.
What kind of car do you drive, and what does it say about your personality?
I drive a mini van. It says I am a family woman, the consumate soccer mom with a prerequisite dog. It says I'm usually carrying lots of kids and we are late to some event like basketball or scouts-- and it would be correct. What it fails to mention is that I'm still 38, and inside I'm a yuppy dying to drive a hybrid or a cool car to go on date with my hot hubby!
Hummer H2. And I think it's pretty obvious - I'm driving my penis...
I drive a Lexus 350. It says although I need an SUV 4 wheel drive because I have kids and go to Tahoe, I'm a girly girl and I like my curves. Such a pretty car.
i drive a BMW 328i . . . . can we say i'm all girl, but i'd like something larger . . . and no i'm not talking about men!
I've been promoted to a Chevy Suburban...by day a hip "Mom Mobile" and by night a Cruisin Party Bus. Either way, there's always room for one more! (kind of a scary thought, huh?)
two days late but... I drive a silver Lexus RX350 and I don't even have kids. I got stuck with this car in the divorce, I miss my black Mercedes so much that my ex is currently sporting around in, grrrr!
An Acura TSX. I'm an urban legend.
I drive a Mercury Mountaineer and it basically means that I'm a lesbian trapped inside a man's body.
I drive the sexiest car on earth - one where all the payments have been made! (that says I'm old and cheap)
A Mercedes ... it's all class ... just like me ... hahahahha
Malibu ... sit back, relax and put your feet up while sipping a drink with a little umbrella.
Black Saab 9-3. My car says I'm sporty/sophisticated/unique
I drive a Chevy Malibu. It says that I like to be stylish but am not afraid to drive the same car as my grandma.
I drive a 2008 Camry automatic with air, SO, I guess I'm last year's model cheap and easy not cool unless you turn me on. It's also grey, but we're not going there!
I drive a Jeep Commander and a car and its owner have never been better matched.
I drive my Ford F150. It shows my personality because I can keep a lot of junk inside my trunk!
What kind of car do you drive, and what does it say about your personality?
I drive a mini van. It says I am a family woman, the consumate soccer mom with a prerequisite dog. It says I'm usually carrying lots of kids and we are late to some event like basketball or scouts-- and it would be correct. What it fails to mention is that I'm still 38, and inside I'm a yuppy dying to drive a hybrid or a cool car to go on date with my hot hubby!
Hummer H2. And I think it's pretty obvious - I'm driving my penis...
I drive a Lexus 350. It says although I need an SUV 4 wheel drive because I have kids and go to Tahoe, I'm a girly girl and I like my curves. Such a pretty car.
i drive a BMW 328i . . . . can we say i'm all girl, but i'd like something larger . . . and no i'm not talking about men!
I've been promoted to a Chevy Suburban...by day a hip "Mom Mobile" and by night a Cruisin Party Bus. Either way, there's always room for one more! (kind of a scary thought, huh?)
two days late but... I drive a silver Lexus RX350 and I don't even have kids. I got stuck with this car in the divorce, I miss my black Mercedes so much that my ex is currently sporting around in, grrrr!
An Acura TSX. I'm an urban legend.
I drive a Mercury Mountaineer and it basically means that I'm a lesbian trapped inside a man's body.
I drive the sexiest car on earth - one where all the payments have been made! (that says I'm old and cheap)
A Mercedes ... it's all class ... just like me ... hahahahha
Malibu ... sit back, relax and put your feet up while sipping a drink with a little umbrella.
Black Saab 9-3. My car says I'm sporty/sophisticated/unique
I drive a Chevy Malibu. It says that I like to be stylish but am not afraid to drive the same car as my grandma.
I drive a 2008 Camry automatic with air, SO, I guess I'm last year's model cheap and easy not cool unless you turn me on. It's also grey, but we're not going there!
I drive a Jeep Commander and a car and its owner have never been better matched.
I drive my Ford F150. It shows my personality because I can keep a lot of junk inside my trunk!
Friday, August 21, 2009
Back to School 8/15/09
Great replies this week! With the below suggestions, I'm sure we could create a very successful curriculum for students of the new millennium. Congrats to Melissa on this week's winning reply!
It's back to school time. If you could introduce one NEW class that all students must complete, what would it be and why?
Underwater Basket Weaving - to cultivate creativity and foster artistic talent.
The art of perception - the dot. It'd start with a map of the universe, then a globe, a US map, FL, Tampa then a dot. You are the dot.. What difference can a dot make.
I think every student needs at least a semester of Common Sense. Face it, every student could use a little more of it!
Social Media Etiquette ... because so much networking and business is conducted via email, text, facebook message, etc...
Common Sense and Life Skills!
Etiquette 101. Where have the days gone of yes ma'am and yes sir, opening doors for ladies and the disabled and having a sense of class and manners.
Manors class, etiquette.
Manners 101. Too many students chew with their mouths open, don't hold the door for people, and are generally rude. And don't get me started on boys that wear their pants too low!
Respect. Because youth today don't seem to have any. Sometimes not even for themselves!
I'll keep it clean this week, so I say in addition to math classes they need to teach finance, then maybe people will learn not to charge their ass off and also learn that cash is KING.
Leadership is earned not given!!! Basics of good leadership skills set expectations appropriately for real life. You actually cant be anything you want to be even if you try really hard.
Dress to Impress - A hands on experience that will help the young professionals avoid some common apparel disasters. Class one: Pear Shape + Pantsuit = :(
Reality 101. you arent going to win American Idol. You will regret a tattoo, and what happens in LV will cost you child support when they track down yo happy ass.
Classic TV Shows... They would have to watch shows from I Love Lucy, Dallas and Full House... Learning life lessons from Lucy, Urkel and Uncle Jesse.
"How to Dress Like a Respectable Person" Enough said. With homework for girls who wear shorts so short that the pockets hang out the bottom.
It's back to school time. If you could introduce one NEW class that all students must complete, what would it be and why?
Underwater Basket Weaving - to cultivate creativity and foster artistic talent.
The art of perception - the dot. It'd start with a map of the universe, then a globe, a US map, FL, Tampa then a dot. You are the dot.. What difference can a dot make.
I think every student needs at least a semester of Common Sense. Face it, every student could use a little more of it!
Social Media Etiquette ... because so much networking and business is conducted via email, text, facebook message, etc...
Common Sense and Life Skills!
Etiquette 101. Where have the days gone of yes ma'am and yes sir, opening doors for ladies and the disabled and having a sense of class and manners.
Manors class, etiquette.
Manners 101. Too many students chew with their mouths open, don't hold the door for people, and are generally rude. And don't get me started on boys that wear their pants too low!
Respect. Because youth today don't seem to have any. Sometimes not even for themselves!
I'll keep it clean this week, so I say in addition to math classes they need to teach finance, then maybe people will learn not to charge their ass off and also learn that cash is KING.
Leadership is earned not given!!! Basics of good leadership skills set expectations appropriately for real life. You actually cant be anything you want to be even if you try really hard.
Dress to Impress - A hands on experience that will help the young professionals avoid some common apparel disasters. Class one: Pear Shape + Pantsuit = :(
Reality 101. you arent going to win American Idol. You will regret a tattoo, and what happens in LV will cost you child support when they track down yo happy ass.
Classic TV Shows... They would have to watch shows from I Love Lucy, Dallas and Full House... Learning life lessons from Lucy, Urkel and Uncle Jesse.
"How to Dress Like a Respectable Person" Enough said. With homework for girls who wear shorts so short that the pockets hang out the bottom.
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