Speeding Tickets 9/18/09

I like Tucker's answer this week. And yes, he should have judged this week's competition!

What's the best way to get out of a speeding ticket?

True Story: i got out of a ticket from a ky state trooper by turning on the heat so i was sweating a little bit and told him the reason i was speeding was because i suffer from IBS (irritable bowl syndrome) and that i was about to poop my pants and had to speed to the gas station a mile up the road before going all over myself

Happy Friday. To get out of a speeding ticket I would poor water on my pants and tell the officer, "sorry, I was trying to make it."

Show me your boobs. Works every time :)

If you had seen my boobs, you wouldn't have to ask!

I once had a cop ask for my phone number. Now, if he had asked before he gave me the ticket I might have considered it. But I was like "you just gave me a ticket!"

Cough a lot and say you have the Swine Flu. I would carry a mask with you at all times for extra points. :)

I got off when he found out i was a nurse, not very exciting but it works every time.

I find playing the cancer card works WONDERS!! Funny how "I'm going to barf" makes them back up and run away!

Well if you are a female, try the "breathalyzer"...if you are a male...well...we do live Trampa...you can probably get off with the "breathalyzer" too!

Officer, my wife ran off with a cop, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.

I typically wave my want at them and read them their rights. Works out pretty good!

If I told you then I would have to kill you. I don't think my way can get me out of murder.

It depends if the cop is cute or not.

Hubble Telescope 9/11/09

Congrats to David on the witty (and slightly stalkerish) reply of the week :) I agree, Angela would be extremely interesting to follow!

The Hubble Space Telescope is working again. If you could point it toward Earth, who/what would you look at?

We need to use the telescope to check up on Racheal Zoe and the Olsen twins because those anorexic stars are invisible to the human eye!

Matthew McConaghey's bedroom!

My backyard. I lost a contact lens somewhere in the lawn last weekend.

I would look at Angela Panazze, because I think anyone that spends the night at Hula Bay would be extremely interesting and fun to follow!

Super Heroes 8/27/09

Congrats Tara on with the Captain Caveman reply... Definitely unique! And bad grammar for sure!

If you could spend a day with the super hero of your choice, who would you choose, and what would you do?

Call me Lois Lane, I'm going flying with Superman!

I would spend the day with Aquaman so I could borrow those orange squarecuts!

I would go to an extremely crowded public place and listen to everyone's thoughts and look under their clothes!

Wonder Woman for sure ... she's got a kick ass costume and who wouldnt' want to fly in her imaginary plane? How cool would that be...

I'd spend it with night crawler and catch common theives with our acrobatic teleportatoin skills...and be sassy at the same time!

I would totally hang out with the Green Lantern bc he possesses a power ring that gives the him great control over the physical world... oh think about what we could do WAH AH AH AH :)

I want to say Captain Caveman, just because it's funny. But, truth be told, I think he would get on my nerves after a short while and I would just want to correct his grammar.

I'm going to step out on a limb and go with StrongBad! C'mon... anyone? anyone? Homestar Runner? Seriously, it's the funniest thing ever. Look it up.

The Invisible Woman. I'd give anything to have her powers and be totally invisible. I'm so nosy, I'd spy on everyone!!