Congrats to Jenna in NYC on her second Friday text winning reply. Even during a pandemic, we certainly can't forget about the effects on our international holidays! :)
What's the best way to avoid the swine flu?
Take away the pig's frequent flyer card.
I would recomend a succulent penguin sandwich.
Hey, TGH is hosting a happy hour tonite at Fly from 7-10 if you are free (not sure if this person intended to reply to the friday text, but I included it just in case :)
A. Don't go to Mexico. B. Tell everyone you have it so they stay away. C. Get drunk on tequila because who really cares about swine flu when you are wasted.
Stick with kissing cows instead.
You know how they say men are pigs? Well... :)
I think more importantly the question we should be asking is... Does this mean Cinco de Mayo is canceled???
Pay the Russians to fly you to the International Space Station.
You huff, and you puff, and you blow that swine flu away!
Listen to our president... wash our hands, cover our mouth, brush our teeth.
Stop making out with pigs.
Stay away from Joe Biden.
Pig roast.
Always wrap your meat to avoid contamination.
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