Rain Rain Go Away 05/22/09

Fun replies this week. I don't think everyone understood that the answers were supposed to rhyme...but great stuff nevertheless. :)

Complete the rhyme: Rain rain, go away ...

Cause Josh wants some f'n sun on Memorial Day.

Todd's going to quit his job and run the Happy Friday text empire from some beach in the Caribbean with a frozen colorful drink in his hand.

I'll try to get some sunshine down to you guys this weekend.

And don't come back unless you bring a bottle of Chimay.

M's boobs want to come out and play... total exhibitionist.

And take the douchebags with you! :)

Friday sucks.

So we can come out and play.

Chrysler and GM merger 05/15/09

Congrats Corey on the winning text!

Happy Friday! Suppose struggling Chrysler and GM merged to form a new car company. What should the new company be called?


Pontiac

I vote for BM ... it has so many potential meanings, but the legal one would be Bankrupt Motors.

The muffster

General Failure Motors (a division of the US government)

InDaRed

I'm torn between "ObamaMotors" and "I Hope We Don't F*@# This Up a 2nd Time Motors"

Keep the acronym GM -- just call it "Grand Mistake"

Second Chance Motors

Caption Needed for Photo 05/08/09

Congrats Dad on the winning text this week. I'm not sure if everyone received the picture message and/or the accompanying message requesting a caption. I think some people just received the photo alone, heh!






This week's Friday text is a picture message. Need a caption for this photo:



98, 99, 100 ... Ready or not, here I come!

Assume the position!

"Hey, would you look at the reflection of that blue bear... Wait ... Crap ... I knew I shouldn't have eaten those smurfberries!

No really, I'm just here to tell you what's new at USF.

Peekaboo bitches!

Sorry ocifer, but that chick was HOT!

Swine Flu 5/01/09

Congrats to Jenna in NYC on her second Friday text winning reply. Even during a pandemic, we certainly can't forget about the effects on our international holidays! :)



What's the best way to avoid the swine flu?



Take away the pig's frequent flyer card.

I would recomend a succulent penguin sandwich.

Hey, TGH is hosting a happy hour tonite at Fly from 7-10 if you are free (not sure if this person intended to reply to the friday text, but I included it just in case :)

A. Don't go to Mexico. B. Tell everyone you have it so they stay away. C. Get drunk on tequila because who really cares about swine flu when you are wasted.

Stick with kissing cows instead.

You know how they say men are pigs? Well... :)

I think more importantly the question we should be asking is... Does this mean Cinco de Mayo is canceled???

Pay the Russians to fly you to the International Space Station.

You huff, and you puff, and you blow that swine flu away!

Listen to our president... wash our hands, cover our mouth, brush our teeth.

Stop making out with pigs.

Stay away from Joe Biden.

Pig roast.

Always wrap your meat to avoid contamination.

Just when you think you've seen it all 04/24/09

Wags had the winning response last week, congrats!


Just when you think you've seen it all...


Then Miller does something unexpected

Pigs fly overhead

21 horses lay dead in their stalls

A white chic named Marcy shows up at your party

Along comes me! Happy Friday!

Unruly kids show up at the pool with big ol' squirt guns