Lots of great responses... it was difficult to select a winning reply. Who knew that you all were so informed on thes subject of crack? :) Congrats to Jenna in NYC for the reply of the week.
You're invited to Whitney Houston's birthday party. What do you take as a gift?
A "Grammy" of coke.
Earplugs.
I'm not sure. Does Macy's do gift wrap on cocaine?
Hairspray, a bottle of champagne and some crack.
A T-shirt that says "I don't date crack whores" on the front and has "Crack is whack" written on the back.
Crack, Bobby Brown and Ray J in a speedo, and a video camera for blackmail later!
A sandwich, 'cause that crack ho 'aint eating.
A helmet.
A bedazzled crack pipe.
What do you get the crack whore who has everything?
A ziplock bag of flour.
A box of razors for the crack rock.
Something practical: some valium and a bodyguard, both tastefully wrapped of course.
The Friday Guy.
A mirrored plate and new razor blades.
Her fame and success.
A Bobby bobblehead that doubles as a crackpipe.
Crack, because it is whack.
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