Friday, April 24, 2009

Colored Eggs 4/17/09

Congrats to Slade at Stetson for the reply of the week!


Where does the Easter Bunny get his/her colored eggs?


The mama chickens were shakin different color tail feathers

Publix for $5.27 a dozen. Actual price

The Rainbow Co-op, of course

The hare salon

A bunch of rainbow laying chickens

From Oprah Winfrey … At least the “Color Purple” ones.... You told Harpo to beat me...No, I told him to hard boil you...

From the rainbow chicken

Friday, April 10, 2009

Whitney's Birthday 4/4/09

Lots of great responses... it was difficult to select a winning reply. Who knew that you all were so informed on thes subject of crack? :) Congrats to Jenna in NYC for the reply of the week.


You're invited to Whitney Houston's birthday party. What do you take as a gift?


A "Grammy" of coke.

Earplugs.

I'm not sure. Does Macy's do gift wrap on cocaine?

Hairspray, a bottle of champagne and some crack.

A T-shirt that says "I don't date crack whores" on the front and has "Crack is whack" written on the back.

Crack, Bobby Brown and Ray J in a speedo, and a video camera for blackmail later!

A sandwich, 'cause that crack ho 'aint eating.

A helmet.

A bedazzled crack pipe.

What do you get the crack whore who has everything?

A ziplock bag of flour.

A box of razors for the crack rock.

Something practical: some valium and a bodyguard, both tastefully wrapped of course.

The Friday Guy.

A mirrored plate and new razor blades.

Her fame and success.

A Bobby bobblehead that doubles as a crackpipe.

Crack, because it is whack.