GREAT replies last week! Congrats Miller on your reply of the week. Honorable mention goes to Greg for the Lexus that he "got stuck with" in the divorce.
What kind of car do you drive, and what does it say about your personality?
I drive a mini van. It says I am a family woman, the consumate soccer mom with a prerequisite dog. It says I'm usually carrying lots of kids and we are late to some event like basketball or scouts-- and it would be correct. What it fails to mention is that I'm still 38, and inside I'm a yuppy dying to drive a hybrid or a cool car to go on date with my hot hubby!
Hummer H2. And I think it's pretty obvious - I'm driving my penis...
I drive a Lexus 350. It says although I need an SUV 4 wheel drive because I have kids and go to Tahoe, I'm a girly girl and I like my curves. Such a pretty car.
i drive a BMW 328i . . . . can we say i'm all girl, but i'd like something larger . . . and no i'm not talking about men!
I've been promoted to a Chevy Suburban...by day a hip "Mom Mobile" and by night a Cruisin Party Bus. Either way, there's always room for one more! (kind of a scary thought, huh?)
two days late but... I drive a silver Lexus RX350 and I don't even have kids. I got stuck with this car in the divorce, I miss my black Mercedes so much that my ex is currently sporting around in, grrrr!
An Acura TSX. I'm an urban legend.
I drive a Mercury Mountaineer and it basically means that I'm a lesbian trapped inside a man's body.
I drive the sexiest car on earth - one where all the payments have been made! (that says I'm old and cheap)
A Mercedes ... it's all class ... just like me ... hahahahha
Malibu ... sit back, relax and put your feet up while sipping a drink with a little umbrella.
Black Saab 9-3. My car says I'm sporty/sophisticated/unique
I drive a Chevy Malibu. It says that I like to be stylish but am not afraid to drive the same car as my grandma.
I drive a 2008 Camry automatic with air, SO, I guess I'm last year's model cheap and easy not cool unless you turn me on. It's also grey, but we're not going there!
I drive a Jeep Commander and a car and its owner have never been better matched.
I drive my Ford F150. It shows my personality because I can keep a lot of junk inside my trunk!
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
Back to School 8/15/09
Great replies this week! With the below suggestions, I'm sure we could create a very successful curriculum for students of the new millennium. Congrats to Melissa on this week's winning reply!
It's back to school time. If you could introduce one NEW class that all students must complete, what would it be and why?
Underwater Basket Weaving - to cultivate creativity and foster artistic talent.
The art of perception - the dot. It'd start with a map of the universe, then a globe, a US map, FL, Tampa then a dot. You are the dot.. What difference can a dot make.
I think every student needs at least a semester of Common Sense. Face it, every student could use a little more of it!
Social Media Etiquette ... because so much networking and business is conducted via email, text, facebook message, etc...
Common Sense and Life Skills!
Etiquette 101. Where have the days gone of yes ma'am and yes sir, opening doors for ladies and the disabled and having a sense of class and manners.
Manors class, etiquette.
Manners 101. Too many students chew with their mouths open, don't hold the door for people, and are generally rude. And don't get me started on boys that wear their pants too low!
Respect. Because youth today don't seem to have any. Sometimes not even for themselves!
I'll keep it clean this week, so I say in addition to math classes they need to teach finance, then maybe people will learn not to charge their ass off and also learn that cash is KING.
Leadership is earned not given!!! Basics of good leadership skills set expectations appropriately for real life. You actually cant be anything you want to be even if you try really hard.
Dress to Impress - A hands on experience that will help the young professionals avoid some common apparel disasters. Class one: Pear Shape + Pantsuit = :(
Reality 101. you arent going to win American Idol. You will regret a tattoo, and what happens in LV will cost you child support when they track down yo happy ass.
Classic TV Shows... They would have to watch shows from I Love Lucy, Dallas and Full House... Learning life lessons from Lucy, Urkel and Uncle Jesse.
"How to Dress Like a Respectable Person" Enough said. With homework for girls who wear shorts so short that the pockets hang out the bottom.
It's back to school time. If you could introduce one NEW class that all students must complete, what would it be and why?
Underwater Basket Weaving - to cultivate creativity and foster artistic talent.
The art of perception - the dot. It'd start with a map of the universe, then a globe, a US map, FL, Tampa then a dot. You are the dot.. What difference can a dot make.
I think every student needs at least a semester of Common Sense. Face it, every student could use a little more of it!
Social Media Etiquette ... because so much networking and business is conducted via email, text, facebook message, etc...
Common Sense and Life Skills!
Etiquette 101. Where have the days gone of yes ma'am and yes sir, opening doors for ladies and the disabled and having a sense of class and manners.
Manors class, etiquette.
Manners 101. Too many students chew with their mouths open, don't hold the door for people, and are generally rude. And don't get me started on boys that wear their pants too low!
Respect. Because youth today don't seem to have any. Sometimes not even for themselves!
I'll keep it clean this week, so I say in addition to math classes they need to teach finance, then maybe people will learn not to charge their ass off and also learn that cash is KING.
Leadership is earned not given!!! Basics of good leadership skills set expectations appropriately for real life. You actually cant be anything you want to be even if you try really hard.
Dress to Impress - A hands on experience that will help the young professionals avoid some common apparel disasters. Class one: Pear Shape + Pantsuit = :(
Reality 101. you arent going to win American Idol. You will regret a tattoo, and what happens in LV will cost you child support when they track down yo happy ass.
Classic TV Shows... They would have to watch shows from I Love Lucy, Dallas and Full House... Learning life lessons from Lucy, Urkel and Uncle Jesse.
"How to Dress Like a Respectable Person" Enough said. With homework for girls who wear shorts so short that the pockets hang out the bottom.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Presidential Beverages 7/31/09
Congrats Holly in NC for this week's winning text. The "buy 7 get 1 free" reply was too good to pass up!
Now that Obama is having guests over for beer, who will be invited next and what will be the beverage of choice?
Rev. Al Sharpton... where the beverage of the hour will be grape soda.
He should invite Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse over to do shots of tequila.
Obama plans on inviting Jon Gosselin over for margaritas and discussions on child support. Buy 7, get 1 free!
He should invite his former running mates and share with them the official White House drink, the watermelon martini.
We know it won't be Jesus Juice with Michael...
I went to the White House two weeks ago and had some water. They didn't report that on CNN. Seriously, I got gypped!
He will have the doctor that killed Michael Jackson over for 40's of Mad Dog 20/20
Perez Hilton. Beverage of choice? Bloody Mary.
He will have a little fiesta with Raul Castro with Margaritas and Mint Mojitos, of course!
Probably Lil' Jon. They will def be getting crunk on pimp juice.
The 220 Crew and we'll drink pomatinis.
It would be Albert Pujols of the STL Cardinals, they would sit down to a nice cold glass of Bud Light and then get down to work toning up those pitching skills.
Now that Obama is having guests over for beer, who will be invited next and what will be the beverage of choice?
Rev. Al Sharpton... where the beverage of the hour will be grape soda.
He should invite Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse over to do shots of tequila.
Obama plans on inviting Jon Gosselin over for margaritas and discussions on child support. Buy 7, get 1 free!
He should invite his former running mates and share with them the official White House drink, the watermelon martini.
We know it won't be Jesus Juice with Michael...
I went to the White House two weeks ago and had some water. They didn't report that on CNN. Seriously, I got gypped!
He will have the doctor that killed Michael Jackson over for 40's of Mad Dog 20/20
Perez Hilton. Beverage of choice? Bloody Mary.
He will have a little fiesta with Raul Castro with Margaritas and Mint Mojitos, of course!
Probably Lil' Jon. They will def be getting crunk on pimp juice.
The 220 Crew and we'll drink pomatinis.
It would be Albert Pujols of the STL Cardinals, they would sit down to a nice cold glass of Bud Light and then get down to work toning up those pitching skills.
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